Close on Cindy Crawford's revelations that her looks owe much to Botox, comes Beyonce's declaration that she's be tempted to undergo surgery later in life. She says, "I'm a bit young to be thinking about that yet. Maybe in years and years. I would so never say never."

Theres hope for us all. And yes, this picture is gratuitous.

Meanwhile, former Corrie (ahem) "heartthrob" Lynne Perrie who played Ivy Tilsley, has left just £9,000 in her will, according to the Daily Record. Much of her fortune is estimated to have been spent (perfectly reasonably) on alcohol, gambling, and plastic surgery.

And no, I've not got any pictures of her.