A survey in womens magazine More, suggests that modern men find surgically enhanced models like Jordan a turn off, prefering instead the more homely charms of er, Cheryl Tweedy.

Yeah right. Thats why Spearmint Rhinos exists then is it ?

Ludicrously, a spokeswoman for More magazine commented: "Women would be better off spending their money on new dress and shoes rather than fake breasts.
"They look at false cleavages but it is clear that it is a big turn off both sexually and in terms of forming a relationship. It seems as though women may have misjudged a lot of blokes.''

I think your magazine might have dear.