Well, at least for now.

If you are a US citizen, aged between 18 and 60, you're entitled to compete in the "Hottest Mom in America" contest. Although its not exactly an er.. altruistic contest, you can win $25,000 to put your child through college.

Bless.

This just in from the "Pot to Kettle" school of criticism.

David Gest (who has not had ONE bit of plastic surgery, oooh no) has kicked of his appearance on "I'm A Celebrity" (sic) by criticising Michael jackson for "having gone too far" with his surgery.

Pretty rich coming from a man who looks like he's melting..